Say hello to your new favourite accessory: the CAPPUCCINO ASSASSINO Vintage Baseball Cap – a sun-shielding, serotonin-lacking fashion piece for the terminally online.
This distressed, pre-washed snapback is giving dad hat energy with Italian brainrot edge. Whether you’re spiralling in public or ironically playing golf, this hat completes the fit for any unhinged occasion.
🧢 Why It Hits Like Espresso on an Empty Stomach:
Distressed Vintage Design – Washed and worn-in, just like your mental state
Iconic Embroidery – Cappuccino Assassino stitched with silent rage
Adjustable Snapback Fit – One size fits most chaos
Comfy & Breathable – Built for shade and bad decisions
Ultimate Meme Gift – For besties, beanie-haters, or your most brainrotted mutual
Material: Soft cotton blend Style: Pre-distressed vintage look Fit: Unisex with adjustable snapback Ideal For: Running, golfing, spiralling, mood-based outfits Note: Pairs best with irony and a slightly oversized hoodie
