🧠“You Might Be Chronically Online If…”
Let’s be real. If any of these apply to you, it’s time to admit it:
✅ You say “Tung Tung Tung” out loud and expect people to understand.
✅ You’ve considered naming your pet Rizz Cat.
✅ You own at least one hoodie that makes zero sense, but you’d die for it.
Congrats — you are terminally online, and honestly? That’s kind of iconic. Good news: Brain Rot Store was built for people like you. From Bobritto Bandito Hoodies to Skibidi Sigma Keychains, we’ve got the drip that matches your digital decay.
